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Funny Facetious Quotes By Zig Ziglar: Every choice you make has an end result.

Every choice you make has an end result. — Zig Ziglar

Funny Facetious Quotes By Deanna Raybourn: Because if we're on the road to hell,

Because if we're on the road to hell, we're going to dance the whole damn way and give them something to talk about when we're gone. — Deanna Raybourn

Funny Facetious Quotes By Philip Roth: I kept waiting for him to lay bare

I kept waiting for him to lay bare something more than this pointed unobjectionableness, but all that rose to the surface was more surface — Philip Roth

Funny Facetious Quotes By Carine Roitfeld: People say I look like my father. My

People say I look like my father. My son is very much like him. — Carine Roitfeld

Funny Facetious Quotes By Bruce Willis: At 25, you've got millions of brain cells

At 25, you've got millions of brain cells to kill. — Bruce Willis

Funny Facetious Quotes By Bertrand Russell: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is

3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is a paradox; as is a paradox why the number 1 is not prime if it has no other divisors besides himself. — Bertrand Russell

Funny Facetious Quotes By Mike Carey: There *is* no mortal sin. There are only

There *is* no mortal sin. There are only *souls*, lost in a maze that someone *else* has made for them. — Mike Carey

Funny Facetious Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: You do not have a second life. To

You do not have a second life. To accept this truth is the way to change this truth! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Facetious Quotes By Rick Acker: You are what you are when the devil

You are what you are when the devil whistles. — Rick Acker

Funny Facetious Quotes By Bram Stoker: This is no jest, but life and death,

This is no jest, but life and death, perhaps more. — Bram Stoker

Funny Facetious Quotes By James Lipton: Olivier was another case of a genius, who

Olivier was another case of a genius, who couldn't understand why anybody would have any trouble doing this, because for him it came so easily. — James Lipton

Funny Facetious Quotes By Debbie Macomber: John F. Kennedy is reported to have said

John F. Kennedy is reported to have said that we can forgive our enemies but we shouldn't forget their names. — Debbie Macomber

Funny Facetious Quotes By Cecelia Ahern: If invisible people eat invisible food does invisible

If invisible people eat invisible food does invisible wind blow invisible trees? — Cecelia Ahern

Funny Facetious Quotes By Charles M. Schwab: Nothing is more fatal to success than taking

Nothing is more fatal to success than taking one's job as a matter of course. — Charles M. Schwab