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Believe it or not, there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people. — Tim Vine

You didn't have to go to the fireworks with him. Or - or let him fondle you."
"Fondle?" Raisa raised her eyebrows, "When did I mention fondling? — Cinda Williams Chima

Traveling is, and has always been, more popular than the traveler. — Agnes Repplier

The shit is *not* the shit (this was Mo's mantra,) the *pigeon* is the shit. — Zadie Smith

I have to get better, but I can't change the way I play. — Adrian Beltre

Be strong. Be diligent. Be conscientious. There is never anything to be gained by taking the easy road. — Julia Quinn

This is how it goes when Homeland Security's been canceled due to lack of sanity. — Stephen King

Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson

What great comedians, great comic writers, great comic actors do is that they just read the headlines with the right eyebrow position and it's funny. — David Salle

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back. — Robert Pattinson

My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for roasting. — Suzanne Collins

What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows. — John Green

For months they'd run their fingers around the hem of their affection without once acknowledging the fabric. — Anthony Marra

Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson