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Funny Expert Quotes By Greg Behrendt: I always tell people it's funny that they

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships. — Greg Behrendt

Funny Expert Quotes By Laurence J. Peter: Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. — Laurence J. Peter

Funny Expert Quotes By Mick Foley: I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang ... to give you. — Mick Foley

Funny Expert Quotes By Mark A. Cooper: How dare you. Do you have any idea

How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper

Funny Expert Quotes By Sam Ewing: An expert is someone called in at the

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. — Sam Ewing

Funny Expert Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Oh, you're an expert in crazy people now?""A

Oh, you're an expert in crazy people now?"
"A month with you and I feel I have a master's degree in the subject. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Expert Quotes By John Green: Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green