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I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

I wish I wanted you, Rehv.
He laughed dryly. Funny. I know just what you mean. — J.R. Ward

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

As it was, we all acted alone, we were caught alone, and every one of us will have to die alone. But that doesn't mean that we are alone. — Hans Fallada

Not everyone is capable of madness; and of those lucky enough to be capable, not many have the courage for it. — August Strindberg

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me. — Rodney Dangerfield

God, living is enormous! — Susan Sontag

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. — Charlie Pierce

Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed. — Marcello Mastroianni

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is but one who qualifies as Savior. He alone has the ability to solve our most abysmal dilemma. He alone has the power of life and death. — R.C. Sproul

I would strenuously urge a single term of six years. — Rutherford B. Hayes