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Funny Engaged Quotes By Hank Azaria: In gay culture hookups are a way of

In gay culture hookups are a way of escaping your class. — Hank Azaria

Funny Engaged Quotes By Blaise Pascal: We know the truth, not only by the

We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart. — Blaise Pascal

Funny Engaged Quotes By Kasey Chambers: I would find it very strange to be

I would find it very strange to be on the road without my family. It's really second nature to me. — Kasey Chambers

Funny Engaged Quotes By Ilsa J. Bick: I don't know what I expected.No, I'm lying.

I don't know what I expected.
No, I'm lying. I know what I wanted. — Ilsa J. Bick

Funny Engaged Quotes By Sreesha Divakaran: And then there was the way you cast

And then there was the way you cast your gaze,
A coldness so chilling that it could cause a fire. — Sreesha Divakaran

Funny Engaged Quotes By E.D. Baker: We're engaged to be engaged, aren't we?

We're engaged to be engaged, aren't we? — E.D. Baker

Funny Engaged Quotes By Charlton Heston: The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny

The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous. — Charlton Heston

Funny Engaged Quotes By Various: Jealousy is a kind of Civil War in

Jealousy is a kind of Civil War in the Soul, where Judgment and Imagination are at perpetual Jars. — Various

Funny Engaged Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: Some books seem to have been written, not

Some books seem to have been written, not to teach us anything, but to let us know that the author has known something. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Funny Engaged Quotes By Red Auerbach: I have two college degrees, but the only

I have two college degrees, but the only way I could make a living was by showing kids how to put a ball in a hole. — Red Auerbach

Funny Engaged Quotes By Karen Kingsbury: She would lay her pen down and do

She would lay her pen down and do what she should've done a year ago. Let God be the Author. — Karen Kingsbury

Funny Engaged Quotes By R.L. Mathewson: Yes, but I think-" "We should go out

Yes, but I think-" "We should go out on a date tonight? I totally agree, — R.L. Mathewson

Funny Engaged Quotes By Caroline Rhea: Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language. — Caroline Rhea

Funny Engaged Quotes By Lisa Schroeder: I know she foughtShe fought hardbut she didn't

I know she fought
She fought hard
but she didn't win — Lisa Schroeder

Funny Engaged Quotes By Brad Goreski: For my skin, Neutrogena dry body oil is

For my skin, Neutrogena dry body oil is heaven! — Brad Goreski