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Funny Elton John Quotes By Clarence Darrow: Life is a never-ending school, and the really

Life is a never-ending school, and the really important lessons all tend to teach humanity our proper relation to the environment where we must live. — Clarence Darrow

Funny Elton John Quotes By Iris Apfel: I love a nice hot pink. I like

I love a nice hot pink. I like thick lipstick, otherwise it doesn't look like you're wearing any. — Iris Apfel

Funny Elton John Quotes By Brent Spiner: I don't read Science Fiction.

I don't read Science Fiction. — Brent Spiner

Funny Elton John Quotes By Gary W. Keller: Until my ONE thing is done, everything else

Until my ONE thing is done, everything else is a distraction. — Gary W. Keller

Funny Elton John Quotes By Douglas Booth: You can have a great script, or a

You can have a great script, or a great director and a bad script, and get a great movie. Nothing really guarantees anything. — Douglas Booth

Funny Elton John Quotes By L. H. Cosway: You have never been invisible to me, flower.

You have never been invisible to me, flower. You're all I see. — L. H. Cosway

Funny Elton John Quotes By Jeff Goldblum: I don't go to these places where there

I don't go to these places where there are belly dancers and this and that. — Jeff Goldblum

Funny Elton John Quotes By Ann Somerville: Our witness, one Edward Littleton, was as gay

Our witness, one Edward Littleton, was as gay as Elton John's handbag. — Ann Somerville

Funny Elton John Quotes By Alan Carr: What am I supposed to do if I

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

Funny Elton John Quotes By Nikki Rowe: In a crowded room my soul would still

In a crowded room my soul would still feel it's way to you. All we need to do is thank fate for putting us there. — Nikki Rowe

Funny Elton John Quotes By Prince Harry: I don't know how well this would get

I don't know how well this would get on, but I'd probably live in Africa ... as a job, it would probably be a safari guide. — Prince Harry

Funny Elton John Quotes By Tony Robbins: When people are like each other they tend

When people are like each other they tend to like each other. — Tony Robbins

Funny Elton John Quotes By Leah Hager Cohen: The ignorance we're ignorant of is the ignorance

The ignorance we're ignorant of is the ignorance most difficult to remedy. — Leah Hager Cohen

Funny Elton John Quotes By Annoymous: Choose your audience...

Choose your audience... — Annoymous

Funny Elton John Quotes By Katie McGarry: I walk with my head high, shoulders squared.

I walk with my head high, shoulders squared. I'm better than them. No matter the whispers and taunts they throw out. Fuck them. Fuck them all. — Katie McGarry

Funny Elton John Quotes By Marty Rubin: Forget everything you've done. Start over.

Forget everything you've done. Start over. — Marty Rubin

Funny Elton John Quotes By Jodi Picoult: The only difference between a wish and a

The only difference between a wish and a prayer is that you're at the mercy of the universe for the first, and you've got some help with the second. — Jodi Picoult