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Don't worry. It is not a crime to love the wrong person. Most people manage it at least once in their lives.
— Alex Gerlis
A book is simply the container of an idea like a bottle; what is inside the book is what matters.
— Angela Carter
There will be no going back to the era before September 11th, 2001, to false comfort in a dangerous world.
— George W. Bush
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
— Lemony Snicket
Writing a poem is always a process of subtracting: you start with all of language available to you, and you choose a smaller field.
— Matthea Harvey
War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.
— William Faulkner
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
— Joe Girard
A large, branching, aged oak is perhaps the most venerable of all inanimate objects.
— William Shenstone
I don't want to come to Washington to be just another vote. I want to lead on issues that are important.
— Mel Martinez
When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.
— Mitch Hedberg
Why are you measuring? This is how you block, delay, hinder, obstruct and deny his place in the life as a father.
— Iyanla Vanzant
When it comes to our everyday habits, it's important to ask: 'Am I putting God first?'
— Joyce Meyer
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
— Sam Levenson
I may not care about how I look, but I care that I am heard.
— Carljoe Javier
Ultimately, the goal of hitting is to get your mind out of the way and let your body take over - and to slow the game down
— Stacey Nuveman
How many of us want any of us to see us as we really are?
— Jeanette Winterson
The truth is at a soul level you are an unlimited being with access to all kinds of information.
— Catherine Carrigan