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Funny Eeyore Quotes By Eric Jerome Dickey: I opened my purse, shifted through panty shields,

I opened my purse, shifted through panty shields, bills, and birth control pills - I call them poppa-stoppas - and took out my menstrual calendar. — Eric Jerome Dickey

Funny Eeyore Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Love gives sacred energy.

Love gives sacred energy. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Eeyore Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Scared to go onward," Kaladin said, "but terrified

Scared to go onward," Kaladin said, "but terrified to go back to what you were. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny Eeyore Quotes By Candace Bushnell: If I didn't define who I was and

If I didn't define who I was and what I wanted, then someone else would. — Candace Bushnell

Funny Eeyore Quotes By Kim Harrington: MY MOUTH OPENED.Way to go, Clare. Way to

MY MOUTH OPENED.
Way to go, Clare. Way to impress the mother of a prospective boyfriend. Moms love their boys to date psycho overprotective girls. — Kim Harrington

Funny Eeyore Quotes By Lindy West: It's hard to feel hurt or frightened when

It's hard to feel hurt or frightened when you're flooded with pity. — Lindy West

Funny Eeyore Quotes By Nadine Brandes: to a High City with him . .

to a High City with him . . . alone. And those who know he lives in the — Nadine Brandes

Funny Eeyore Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: And so the reliance on Property, including the

And so the reliance on Property, including the reliance on governments which protect it, is the want of self-reliance. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Eeyore Quotes By Mike Medavoy: Marlon once said to me about being an

Marlon once said to me about being an actor: Can you imagine going to work every day and pretending to be someone else? — Mike Medavoy