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Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
— Bruce Coville
Intoxicating perfumes, musky body scents mingle... blindfolding you, I orchestrate my symphony.
— Avijeet Das
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.
— Frankie Boyle
Britain's an island; it's always had a constant ebb and flow of immigration - it makes it a better place.
— John Lydon
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
— Bill Watterson
Futurity is the great concern of mankind.
— Edmund Burke
Sometimes it just happens - to the wrong people at the wrong time.
— Judith McNaught
Sometimes the cost of winning for all the right reasons is so great that spirits die and hearts grow cold.
— Janet Morris
Those who love most, see most.
— Hannah Hurnard
Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.
— Bauvard
We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years.
— Ronald Reagan
I don't like anyone. I don't understand why that's so difficult for people to understand.
— Daniel Kraus
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids.
— Milton Jones
Children are a quality of life ... when our children are happy, then we are better as human beings.
— Whoopi Goldberg
Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
— Chris Rock
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
— Peter Ustinov
I'll rise like an ember in your name.
— Jeff Buckley
And this too shall pass. Though
— Alyson Noel
Once the tugboat takes you out to the ocean liner, you got to get all the way on board. Can't straddle both decks.
— Katherine Patterson
The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.
— Rebecca McNutt
Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected.
— Edward Griffith Begle
At one point he decided enough was enough.
— Steven Wright
Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.
— Anne Elizabeth Moore
