Funny Earth Quotes
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Funny Earth Quotes & Sayings
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With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
— Abraham Lincoln
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing at a time.
— Bruce C. Hafen
What I had wasn't enough. I wanted more than enough.
— Jay McLean
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
You always go in with the intention of playing your best and knowing the material you're auditioning.
— Tony Palermo
Writing sharpens life; life enriches writing.
— Sylvia Plath
Many politicians used their positions for the benefit of themselves and their friends rather than the patriotic
— Barry Linton
I'm very much down to earth, just not this earth.
— Karl Lagerfeld
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
— Oscar Wilde
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.
— Woody Allen
It's a funny thing in my job: you remain perpetually lonely in a world where loneliness is the rarest commodity.
— Brian W. Aldiss
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter.
— Arturo Toscanini
Nothing is wasted of time if you use the xperience wisely.
— Auguste Rodin
Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth.
— W. Bruce Cameron
Do I like being thought of as attractive? I don't know anyone on Earth who doesn't, but I do find it funny.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
I am by nature a worried optimist ...
— Madeleine Albright
You are loved, and your purpose is to love.
— Marianne Williamson
Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth.
— Ralph Steadman
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
— W. H. Auden
Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth!
— Albert Einstein
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
— Rodney Dangerfield
The shortest horror story:The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. — Frederic Brown
Don't be so eager to judge, Suzette. You can't tell how heavy somebody else's load is just from looking.
— Lalita Tademy
Knowledge is beneficial for avoiding and resolving disputes.
— Eraldo Banovac
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
— Robert Frost
The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.
— Rebecca McNutt
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
— Bill Bryson
Magic is a funny term,' she'd say. 'There is nothing supernatural about the earth. As long as you know what does what.
— Suzanne Palmieri
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
— Samuel Butler
i use pain to push me to greatness
— Eric Thomas
