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With the catching end the pleasures of the chase. — Abraham Lincoln

Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing at a time. — Bruce C. Hafen

What I had wasn't enough. I wanted more than enough. — Jay McLean

Cher is really down-to-earth, very nurturing, incredibly funny and fun, a great storyteller, and creates a great environment on the set. — Steve Antin

We ought to live each day as though it were our last day here below. But if I did, alas, I know it would have killed me long ago. — Piet Hein

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

You always go in with the intention of playing your best and knowing the material you're auditioning. — Tony Palermo

Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around — Lisa McMann

Writing sharpens life; life enriches writing. — Sylvia Plath

Many politicians used their positions for the benefit of themselves and their friends rather than the patriotic — Barry Linton

I'm very much down to earth, just not this earth. — Karl Lagerfeld

Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? — Oscar Wilde

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano. — Woody Allen

But of course these are scientists. Tell them to leave something alone, and all they want to do is poke it with a stick. — Beth Revis

Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was. — Dave Barry

It's a funny thing in my job: you remain perpetually lonely in a world where loneliness is the rarest commodity. — Brian W. Aldiss

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth. — Michael Bassey Johnson

After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter. — Arturo Toscanini

Nothing is wasted of time if you use the xperience wisely. — Auguste Rodin

Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth. — W. Bruce Cameron

Do I like being thought of as attractive? I don't know anyone on Earth who doesn't, but I do find it funny. — Benedict Cumberbatch

I am by nature a worried optimist ... — Madeleine Albright

You are loved, and your purpose is to love. — Marianne Williamson

Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth. — Ralph Steadman

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. — W. H. Auden

Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth! — Albert Einstein

Gigi is my perfect partner. She's my best friend. She's the most fun of anyone I know, and she's also the kindest and most tolerant person. — Owain Yeoman

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. — Robin Williams

My mother, sister and I watched through the windows as my father gambled. — Tom Berenger

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield

The shortest horror story:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. — Frederic Brown

Don't be so eager to judge, Suzette. You can't tell how heavy somebody else's load is just from looking. — Lalita Tademy

Knowledge is beneficial for avoiding and resolving disputes. — Eraldo Banovac

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. — Robert Frost

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. — Lois Greiman

The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth. — Rebecca McNutt

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." — Dave Barry

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. — Bill Bryson

Magic is a funny term,' she'd say. 'There is nothing supernatural about the earth. As long as you know what does what. — Suzanne Palmieri

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. — Samuel Butler

i use pain to push me to greatness — Eric Thomas

It's funny what can happen when you lay bare the heart and join the Earth's old dance through the heavens. — James Lee Burke