Funny Drinking Quotes
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Funny Drinking Quotes & Sayings
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This country has a proud history of opening its doors to generations of people fleeing personal persecution, civil unrest and war.
— Charles Kennedy
Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.""I was curious! — Molly Harper
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
— Steven Wright
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.
— Criss Jami
Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.
— Brian Spellman
You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order
— Josh Stern
The heart of a story gives it life.
— A.D. Posey
I think education is both using and improving knowledge and that changes the whole picture.
— William Glasser
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
— Lord Chesterfield
We are our own gods and our own demons
— Sergei Lukyanenko
It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)
— John Duover
Rain is one thing the British do better than anybody else.
— Marilyn French
A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Words are blunt instruments, better suited to murder than to making sense of the world.
— Mark Lawrence
It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever,
— Denis Leary
God is more eager to answer than we are to ask.
— Smith Wigglesworth
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
— Stonewall Jackson
The Gucci woman can be the equestrian woman, the woman in the suit, the woman in the flowy bohemian dress, or the couture woman.
— Blake Lively
The greater the share the people have in government, the less liberty, civil or religious, does a nation enjoy.
— John Wesley
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
She knew few words and believed in none.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
