Funny Dream Quotes
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Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.
— Natasha Leggero
Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?
— Christy Leigh Stewart
I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.
— Melody Sohayegh
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
— George Carlin
I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.
— Michael Summers
I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan.
— Nicole McKay
A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey.
— Sophie Monroe
A good approach is to allow one dream per novel. Then, in the final revision, go back and get rid of that, too.
— Howard Mittelmark
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
— Zach Galifianakis
The first time I saw a mermaid in my dream, and she looked so real...THAT.'s fishy!!
— Ana Claudia Antunes
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
— Zach Galifianakis
How do you do it?" I asked. "You had five minutes to get ready."
"Always prepared." Vee shot me a grin. "I'm a Boy Scout's dream. — Becca Fitzpatrick
"Always prepared." Vee shot me a grin. "I'm a Boy Scout's dream. — Becca Fitzpatrick
I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.
— Nicole McKay
If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked.
— Gilles Deleuze
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.
— George Bernard Shaw
Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?"
"I need a gun."
This was not how his dream was supposed to go. — Shannon K. Butcher
"I need a gun."
This was not how his dream was supposed to go. — Shannon K. Butcher
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.
— Michael Summers
You always dream about being on a baseball card. It's kind of funny when you finally see it.
— Alex Rodriguez
Never abandon your dreams. You may regret it for the rest of your life.
— Fabiola Gianotti
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.
— Rebecca McNutt
I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.
— Bill Engvall
To me, the movie is more funny if, at the same time, you can think a little bit or dream a little bit.
— Quentin Dupieux
Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.
— Santosh Kalwar
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
— Demetri Martin
When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
— Louis Tomlinson