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Funny Dining Out Quotes By Kathy Lette: Men think monogamy is something you make dining

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. — Kathy Lette

Funny Dining Out Quotes By Harry S. Truman: France is France and a grand place for

France is France and a grand place for Frenchman. — Harry S. Truman

Funny Dining Out Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.

Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude. — Oscar Wilde

Funny Dining Out Quotes By Joshua Foer: Who we are and what we do it

Who we are and what we do it is fundamentally a function of what we remember. — Joshua Foer

Funny Dining Out Quotes By George Herbert: Every one stretcheth his legges according to his

Every one stretcheth his legges according to his coverlet.
[Every one stretches his legs according to his coverlet.] — George Herbert

Funny Dining Out Quotes By P.J. Fiala: Mrs. Koepple, if God wants me to have

Mrs. Koepple, if God wants me to have a man in my life, He's going to have to have him walk right through that front door.
Sam from Second Chances — P.J. Fiala

Funny Dining Out Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth. — George Bernard Shaw

Funny Dining Out Quotes By Leo Booth: We are co-creators with God, not puppets on

We are co-creators with God, not puppets on a string waiting for something to happen. — Leo Booth

Funny Dining Out Quotes By Kentaro Yabuki: You don't have to forget the past to

You don't have to forget the past to start enjoying the present. — Kentaro Yabuki

Funny Dining Out Quotes By Shinzo Abe: We aim to achieve general progress in relations

We aim to achieve general progress in relations between North Korea and Japan. — Shinzo Abe

Funny Dining Out Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Nothing can give you happiness except you and

Nothing can give you happiness except you and yourself. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Dining Out Quotes By Lauren Oliver: There are many words in the English language

There are many words in the English language that you never want to hear you father say. Enema. Orgasm. Disappointed. — Lauren Oliver

Funny Dining Out Quotes By Penelope Douglas: A single composition can have so many meanings

A single composition can have so many meanings depending on the person playing. — Penelope Douglas

Funny Dining Out Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: ...though the conversation always touched an exceptionally high

...though the conversation always touched an exceptionally high level of brilliance, there was apt to be a good deal of sugar thrown about. — P.G. Wodehouse

Funny Dining Out Quotes By Henny Youngman: I came home, the car was in the

I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen." — Henny Youngman