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Funny Devil Quotes By Aldous Huxley: Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally

Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth of them. — Aldous Huxley

Funny Devil Quotes By Sean Patrick Brennan: Even if it's a really funny joke, don't

Even if it's a really funny joke, don't laugh if the devil's the one telling it! — Sean Patrick Brennan

Funny Devil Quotes By Louise Penny: Irene Finney, like many very elderly people, knew

Irene Finney, like many very elderly people, knew that the world was indeed flat. It had a beginning and an end. And she had come to the edge. — Louise Penny

Funny Devil Quotes By Prince: I like to open people's eyes.

I like to open people's eyes. — Prince

Funny Devil Quotes By George Jean Nathan: Like everybody else, when I don't know what

Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds. — George Jean Nathan

Funny Devil Quotes By Ted Williams: You have to hit the fastball to play

You have to hit the fastball to play in the big leagues. — Ted Williams

Funny Devil Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: The history of the world is full of

The history of the world is full of men who rose to leadership, by sheer force of self-confidence, bravery and tenacity. — Mahatma Gandhi

Funny Devil Quotes By Darynda Jones: The demons? How many are there?""More than even

The demons? How many are there?"
"More than even you could handle."
"So, then, there're two? — Darynda Jones

Funny Devil Quotes By Alex London: The moment my son died my own heartbeat

The moment my son died my own heartbeat turned against me — Alex London

Funny Devil Quotes By Robert Louis Stevenson: Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho,

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! — Robert Louis Stevenson

Funny Devil Quotes By Joanne Clancy: Be the kind of woman who, when your

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up. — Joanne Clancy

Funny Devil Quotes By Kim Harrison: You are the devil to talk to, Rachel,"

You are the devil to talk to, Rachel," he said curtly. "Will you shut up and listen? — Kim Harrison

Funny Devil Quotes By Paul Russell: As long as we do violence to other

As long as we do violence to other animals, we'll keep on doing violence to ourselves. — Paul Russell

Funny Devil Quotes By Marianne Williamson: The solution to low self-esteem is to get

The solution to low self-esteem is to get over yourself and get a higher purpose. — Marianne Williamson

Funny Devil Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Boy, you knock on the devil's door and

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Devil Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: I don't believe in God, don't believe in

I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose. — Ellen Hopkins

Funny Devil Quotes By Criss Jami: Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

Funny Devil Quotes By J.R. Moehringer: Hell freezing over? I don't know. But the

Hell freezing over?
I don't know. But the devil's definitely wearing a sweater. — J.R. Moehringer

Funny Devil Quotes By Kelly Moran: The first sign that Karma was now in

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

Funny Devil Quotes By Billy Joe Shaver: The Devil made me do it the first

The Devil made me do it the first time -
the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver

Funny Devil Quotes By George Orwell: There are some situations from which one can

There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic. — George Orwell