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Jesus Christ, Is That A Puppet? [10w]
The Bible performed entirely by puppets would produce more converts. — Beryl Dov
The Bible performed entirely by puppets would produce more converts. — Beryl Dov
The subject matter of art is life, life as it actually is; but the function of art is to make life better.
— Gertrude Stein
The peasant wants only to be left alone to prosper in peace.
— Niccolo Machiavelli
How much detention did you get?
Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
The first problem of living is to minimize friction with the crowds that surround you on all sides.
— Isaac Asimov
I'd sold my soul to get out of detention.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock.
— David Letterman
One can repent of a sin and have done with it; but the wages of foolishness is the eternal recalling of it.
— Jetta Carleton
It is not what others do or even our own mistakes that hurt us the most; it is our response to those things.
— Stephen R. Covey
Knowing someday I would fall in love. Knowing one day I would have someone who could dazzle my mind, and enlighten my soul.
— Ella Emerson