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Peace does not appear so distant as it did. I hope it will come soon, and come to stay; and so come as to be worth the keeping in all future time.
— Abraham Lincoln
Peace is joy at rest. Joy is peace on its feet.
— Anne Lamott
All schools are bad and the one we attend is always the worst if it doesn't open our eyes. What
— Thomas Bernhard
God is the captain of our lives, sometimes He diverts our plans and our ideas, let Him do so because he will never let us do something daft.
— Euginia Herlihy
The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, I wish you hadn't made every line funny. It's so depressing.
— Quentin Crisp
It is not what we say to each other every day that establishes all the meaning and beauty and truth, it is everything we think before we speak
— Tor Norretranders
Whenever he was around, I always forgot to breathe-Diamond Anderson, One Man's Trash
— Yolanda Allen
The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian.
— Stephen Colbert
You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.
— Phillip C. McGraw
We must keep in mind the story of the statistician who drowned while trying to wade across a river with an average depth of four feet.
— Neil Postman
You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell.
— Jeni Decker
