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I want to hang out in Edinburgh with my friends and eat fish and chips wrapped in newspaper. — Shirley Manson

I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date. — Sarah Morgan

There is no lasting hope in violence, only temporary relief from hopelessness. — Kingman Brewster Jr.

Is it not better to live in dreams and realize it than to live in reality and forget to dream? — Debasish Mridha

I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date. — Juliann Whicker

No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

You have to understand, my dears, that the shortest distance between truth and a human being is a story. — Anthony De Mello

Cruel persecutions and intolerance are not accidents, but grow out of the very essence of religion, namely, its absolute claims. — Morris Raphael Cohen

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. — Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryder

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night. — Candice Bergen

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

I hate it when you do that," he said.
"What?"
A pause. "Put clothes on. — H.D. Gordon

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. — Kendall Jenner

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

You bought a prostitute on our date! — Jane Cousins

As he grinned, a dimple formed on his right cheek. My heart quivered. Men like him should come with a warning: date at your own risk — Jayde Scott

Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. — Yvonne Prinz

Loving Sarah had freed all my tender feelings for women. I could always find in my heart an excuse for anything any woman did. — Isabel Miller

It is in vain to expect our prayers to be heard. — Aesop

Listening is not merely not talking ... it means taking a vigorous human interest in what is being told to us. — Andrew Miller

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor. — Nicki Elson

I'd love to date somebody cool, fun, funny. — Rihanna

It takes two to tango; when I go, you go. — Malcolm X

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. — Tara Janzen

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

He's passed from rising hope to elder statesman without any intervening period whatsoever. — Michael Foot

Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car? — Richelle Mead

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield

I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't. — Bill Murray

Our culture is biased against quiet and reserved people, but introverts are responsible for some of humanity's greatest achievements. — Susan Cain