Funny Date Quotes
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Funny Date Quotes & Sayings
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I want to hang out in Edinburgh with my friends and eat fish and chips wrapped in newspaper.
— Shirley Manson
I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date.
— Sarah Morgan
There is no lasting hope in violence, only temporary relief from hopelessness.
— Kingman Brewster Jr.
Is it not better to live in dreams and realize it than to live in reality and forget to dream?
— Debasish Mridha
I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date.
— Juliann Whicker
No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
You have to understand, my dears, that the shortest distance between truth and a human being is a story.
— Anthony De Mello
Cruel persecutions and intolerance are not accidents, but grow out of the very essence of religion, namely, its absolute claims.
— Morris Raphael Cohen
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
— Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryder
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
— Candice Bergen
My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
— Kendall Jenner
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
You bought a prostitute on our date!
— Jane Cousins
Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.
— Yvonne Prinz
Loving Sarah had freed all my tender feelings for women. I could always find in my heart an excuse for anything any woman did.
— Isabel Miller
Listening is not merely not talking ... it means taking a vigorous human interest in what is being told to us.
— Andrew Miller
It takes two to tango; when I go, you go.
— Malcolm X
He's passed from rising hope to elder statesman without any intervening period whatsoever.
— Michael Foot
Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car?
— Richelle Mead
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
— Marsha Warfield
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
— Bill Murray
