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Sometimes, all he has to do is sit up, and he will be reminded, as if slapped across the face, that his body owns him, not the other way around. — Hanya Yanagihara

The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable. — Oscar Wilde

I never loved reading until I feared I would lose it. One does not love breathing. — Harper Lee

Service is a prerequisite for anything relating to luxury. That makes it (shopping) sensual and pleasurable. — Vera Wang

There is no desert like being friendless. — Baltasar Gracian

My past haunts me, my present screws me, my future scares me. In a nutshell, time physically abuses me — Saurabh Sharma

Indeed, how can the mind by its own leading come to search out God's essence when it cannot even get to its own? — John Calvin

Now, if you two will excuse us, we'll get back to the relatively simple buisness of planning a war, he said.
-Baron Arald — John Flanagan