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Funny Crystal Quotes By Billy Crystal: I can't be funny if my feet don't

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. — Billy Crystal

Funny Crystal Quotes By Sarah Colliver: Write - because you will explode if you

Write - because you will explode if you don't, your brain will expand with words like a balloon filling with air ... — Sarah Colliver

Funny Crystal Quotes By Alexandra Daddario: I use a lot of sense memory and,

I use a lot of sense memory and, well, I can't really avoid getting into character. — Alexandra Daddario

Funny Crystal Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Crystal ball and candle light, I want your

Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night. — Santosh Kalwar

Funny Crystal Quotes By Paul Kalanithi: And with that, the future I had imagined,

And with that, the future I had imagined, the one just about to be realized, the culmination of decades of striving, evaporated. — Paul Kalanithi

Funny Crystal Quotes By Thich Nhat Hanh: The art of happiness is also the art

The art of happiness is also the art of suffering well. — Thich Nhat Hanh

Funny Crystal Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I'm a powerful being. I caused the night

I'm a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn't even try! I simply waited. I'll bet I could even do it in my sleep. — Jarod Kintz

Funny Crystal Quotes By Jim Henson: Cara: *Flies*Gen: What? I don't have wings!Cara: Ofcourse

Cara: *Flies*
Gen: What? I don't have wings!
Cara: Ofcourse not! You're a boy. — Jim Henson

Funny Crystal Quotes By Lisa See: What stays with me most is a general

What stays with me most is a general sense of loss, unease, and longing for the past that cannot be relieved. — Lisa See

Funny Crystal Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Don't allow the fear to weaken you. You

Don't allow the fear to weaken you. You must conquer fear with faith. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Crystal Quotes By Hiroko Sakai: When I need some striking inspiration about deep

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ... — Hiroko Sakai

Funny Crystal Quotes By Carlos Ruiz Zafon: We are willing to believe anything other than

We are willing to believe anything other than the truth. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Funny Crystal Quotes By Billy Crystal: From the first time I saw Sid Caesar

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do. — Billy Crystal

Funny Crystal Quotes By Harold Ramis: Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh.

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage ... there's no telling him what's funny. — Harold Ramis

Funny Crystal Quotes By Anna Fienberg: Witches, warlocks, gremlins, orgres - they're just words,labels.

Witches, warlocks, gremlins, orgres - they're just words,labels. Haven't you noticed that when people are labelled, their faces disappear? — Anna Fienberg

Funny Crystal Quotes By Robert Rubin: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Robert Rubin

Funny Crystal Quotes By Bill Maher: I have a problem with people who take

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally. — Bill Maher

Funny Crystal Quotes By Bo Burnham: Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham

Funny Crystal Quotes By Tim Howard: I wanted to be a soccer player; I

I wanted to be a soccer player; I wanted to do it at the highest level. — Tim Howard