Funny Cousin Quotes
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Funny Cousin Quotes & Sayings
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My cousin fell in love with a dom, so I checked into it to see if I needed to kill him before they got married.
— Cherise Sinclair
I am political. But not politically active. I'm not my dad. I'll never write polemic, as he did.
— Kate Thompson
Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin
— S.C. Stephens
It seems to be remarkable that death increases our veneration for the good, and extenuates our hatred for the bad.
— Samuel Johnson
And what about tomorrow then? And all the tomorrows to come? Why can't we talk about it? Why can't we ever talk about it?
— Judith Guest
My sisters call him Slinky Simon.'Alec chuckled.
'It's only funny if he's not your cousin.'
'It's funny because it's true. — Julia Quinn
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
— Dave Attell
I will stay in the car until the last minute that I'm going to jump out and do a standup or jump out and do some interviews.
— Martha Raddatz
Colleagues and the media are also quick to credit external factors for a woman's achievements.
— Sheryl Sandberg
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I swear that I will never cause trouble for anybody, as long as I live!! So please! Nobody cause any trouble for me, either!!
— Minoru Furuya
I'm a...an otaku faery.
— Julie Kagawa
I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
— Rodney Dangerfield
