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No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years. — Tom Smothers

There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours. — Bill Bailey

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink. — Jim Slattery

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic — L.R. Currell

Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure. — Eric Allman

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too. — P. J. O'Rourke

I love Kate Moss. I've worked with her a couple of times, and she is a great girl, really funny and easy to work with. — Twiggy

A good team needs three things: the right people, the right spirit, and a couple inside jokes. — VanillaCreamPie8888

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George

Jed Perl writes precisely and ecstatically. Antoine' s Alphabet is a history and a fairy tale, a work of criticism, and a work of art. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Always remember; wherever you go; there you are! — Robert Armstrong

that in which young Wilcox had had his strange visitations. — H.P. Lovecraft

My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing. — Dave Attell

All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible. — Garth Ennis

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny. — Chris O'Donnell

She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood. — Kate Jackson

The crudest thing I've done as a teacher was to require students to write a national anthem for their country and sing it themselves. — Chris Van Allsburg

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches. — David Spade

It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. — Jennifer Lopez

Some women govern their husbands without degrading themselves, because intellect will always govern. — Mary Wollstonecraft

Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock. — Louis Nowra