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I see no priestly garments on you. There is no ephod on your belt. You presume to speak for Yahweh? You speak his name aloud so lightly? — Cliff Graham

I have never learned anything except from people younger than myself. — Oscar Wilde

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say,
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. — Thomas Hood

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? — Steven Wright

We're all seeking order. We're all seeking control. — Michael Connelly

Until you are fully enlightened, you can never know what another person's reality is like for them. — Krishna Das

It's your privilege to find me incomprehensible. I gave you my minutes; let them remain ours. I hope I haunt you. — Theodore Roethke

I feel like I'm playing chess underwater. The pieces keep floating away. I don't know where things are. I can't figure out tomorrow. — Jerry Spinelli

I'm beginning to understand myself. But it would have been great to be able to understand myself when I was 20 rather than when I was 82. — Dave Brubeck

I've had a good run. I've built a lot of things that work and a lot of things that didn't work. — Carroll Shelby

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. — Zach Galifianakis