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Funny Corkscrew Quotes By Sarah Tregay: I guess I was used to keeping my

I guess I was used to keeping my secrets to myself. — Sarah Tregay

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By Shannon Hale: Iving into despair was like eating poisonous berries

Iving into despair was like eating poisonous berries to keep from feeling hungry. — Shannon Hale

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By Richard Brautigan: We looked like a parade barely moving toward

We looked like a parade barely moving toward YOU MIGHT GET LOST. — Richard Brautigan

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By Dee Dee Myers: Obama has become too dependent on formal speeches

Obama has become too dependent on formal speeches and set town halls. His idea of mixing it up is taking off his jacket. — Dee Dee Myers

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Such language," Babette says. "Why don't you just

Such language," Babette says. "Why don't you just take a dump in my ears! — Chuck Palahniuk

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By Natalie Zea: As I age, I become more and more

As I age, I become more and more happy with what I see in the mirror. At some point, that's going to stop. — Natalie Zea

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By John Clifford: I don't belong in the world. That's what

I don't belong in the world. That's what it is. Something separates me from other people. — John Clifford

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By Jose Raul Capablanca: Chess books should be used as we use

Chess books should be used as we use glasses: to assist the sight, although some players make use of them as if they thought they conferred sight — Jose Raul Capablanca

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By David Quammen: Islands are havens and breeding grounds for the

Islands are havens and breeding grounds for the unique and anomalous. They are natural laboratories of extravagant evolutionary experimentation. — David Quammen

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By Philip Roth: I was still too much of a fledgling

I was still too much of a fledgling with people to understand that, in the long run, nobody is a picnic and that I was no picnic myself. — Philip Roth

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By Edwin Woodgate: And so Mickey Mouse was born from a

And so Mickey Mouse was born from a tiny brown mouse Walt Disney befriended while at Laugh-O-Gram Studios. — Edwin Woodgate

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By Alysia Reiner: I'm a girl who always looks at toilets

I'm a girl who always looks at toilets and thinks Wow, how do we waste that much water when there are people who don't even have water? — Alysia Reiner

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By C.S. Lewis: If they won't write the kind of books

If they won't write the kind of books we like to read we shall have to write them ourselves. — C.S. Lewis

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By Dick Gregory: One of the things I keep learning is

One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people. — Dick Gregory

Funny Corkscrew Quotes By John Sculley: Health care missed the PC and Internet revolutions,

Health care missed the PC and Internet revolutions, but it can't afford to miss the cloud and mobile revolution. — John Sculley