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Funny Cookie Quotes By Harlan Coben: Maybe the answer isn't in another job," Wendy

Maybe the answer isn't in another job," Wendy said. "Maybe the answer is in finding new ways to define manhood. — Harlan Coben

Funny Cookie Quotes By Tiffany Reisz: I wish I could give you everything you

I wish I could give you everything you wanted. But even a good gift is a bad gift if given at the wrong time. — Tiffany Reisz

Funny Cookie Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Well, someone slap my butt and give me

Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Cookie Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Cookie Quotes By M.E. Tudor: The best part of re-working a story is

The best part of re-working a story is falling in love with the characters all over again. — M.E. Tudor

Funny Cookie Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Don't you want to know what cookies is

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no! — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Cookie Quotes By Cookie O'Gorman: I'd grown impervious to all three of his

I'd grown impervious to all three of his facial expressions. — Cookie O'Gorman

Funny Cookie Quotes By Alain De Botton: One of the better guarantors of ending up

One of the better guarantors of ending up in a good relationship: an advanced capacity to be alone. — Alain De Botton

Funny Cookie Quotes By Michael Grant: That's your solution? Have a cookie?

That's your solution? Have a cookie? — Michael Grant

Funny Cookie Quotes By Robin McLeavy: When you take a character seriously, there's more

When you take a character seriously, there's more room for comedy because you're not aware of how absurd you are. — Robin McLeavy

Funny Cookie Quotes By Delphine De Girardin: There is only one proper way to wear

There is only one proper way to wear a beautiful dress: to forget you are wearing it. — Delphine De Girardin

Funny Cookie Quotes By James Patterson: So you have your price. Your soul for

So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie. — James Patterson

Funny Cookie Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: Elvis up in Michigan and maybe out in

Elvis up in Michigan and maybe out in Mars. — Jimmy Buffett

Funny Cookie Quotes By Steven Pinker: Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know

Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster, — Steven Pinker

Funny Cookie Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character

Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... — E.A. Bucchianeri

Funny Cookie Quotes By Tom Petty: I always liked the idea of the guitar

I always liked the idea of the guitar - because cowboys played the guitar. — Tom Petty

Funny Cookie Quotes By Wyndham Lewis: An artist should be as impartial as God.

An artist should be as impartial as God. — Wyndham Lewis

Funny Cookie Quotes By Eric Thomas: You don't have as much time as you

You don't have as much time as you think you do. You got to operate like there's a sense of urgency! — Eric Thomas

Funny Cookie Quotes By Paolo Bacigalupi: The future looks a bit bleak to me.

The future looks a bit bleak to me. — Paolo Bacigalupi

Funny Cookie Quotes By Amanda Penland: Some of the best advice my aunt gave

Some of the best advice my aunt gave me was if you want to find out more about something you read. — Amanda Penland

Funny Cookie Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny, how one good cookie could calm the

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

Funny Cookie Quotes By Judith Butler: Perhaps the promise of phallus is always dissatisfying

Perhaps the promise of phallus is always dissatisfying in some way. — Judith Butler

Funny Cookie Quotes By Jenny Han: I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

Funny Cookie Quotes By Francesca Lia Block: Pain can give you sight or make you

Pain can give you sight or make you blind. — Francesca Lia Block