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There are things we cannot control about ourselves. One of these things is the degree to which we find something to be funny. It
— Chuck Klosterman
I don't know if music can change the world overnight but I know that music can help someone make it through a difficult night.
— Michael Franti
We are taught words, not ideas.
— Benjamin Disraeli
Back in my State, I'm very close to being able to control the weather. I'll be all-powerful, once I've figured that out.
— Brandon Sanderson
I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know.
— Esther Williams
It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it.
— William Moyers
Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.
— Tobias Wolff
...frankly, many times, the people that we resent either have no idea about it or could care less.
— Taite Adams
The world was never more unsafe for democracy then it is today.
— Stanley Baldwin
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
— Adam Carolla
My writing has always been what you call 'narrative fiction' in the sense that it's got very strong plots and twists at the end.
— Anthony Horowitz
There is no fault, only responsibility.
— Rob Liano
I was a poster child ... for birth control!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I imagine, in the future, life expectancy is long and they use crazy plastic surgery. Who the hell knows what's going on?
— Elizabeth Banks
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.
— Mitch Hedberg
Strong reasons make strong actions.
— William Shakespeare
Regret is just perfectionism plus time.
— B.J. Novak
Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
— Steven Wright
The difference is between saying something to a person, and saying something about a person. The first might be rude, but the second is always gossip.
— Patrick Rothfuss
It's useful because it's beautiful.
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
— Frank Zappa
It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control.
— Chris Fabry