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...we are our flaws, but they don't have to define us as either good or evil. — Erica Crouch

There are things we cannot control about ourselves. One of these things is the degree to which we find something to be funny. It — Chuck Klosterman

I don't know if music can change the world overnight but I know that music can help someone make it through a difficult night. — Michael Franti

I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' — Tracy Morgan

We are taught words, not ideas. — Benjamin Disraeli

Back in my State, I'm very close to being able to control the weather. I'll be all-powerful, once I've figured that out. — Brandon Sanderson

I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know. — Esther Williams

It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it. — William Moyers

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow. — Tobias Wolff

...frankly, many times, the people that we resent either have no idea about it or could care less. — Taite Adams

The world was never more unsafe for democracy then it is today. — Stanley Baldwin

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. — Adam Carolla

My writing has always been what you call 'narrative fiction' in the sense that it's got very strong plots and twists at the end. — Anthony Horowitz

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? — Steven Wright

There is no fault, only responsibility. — Rob Liano

I was a poster child ... for birth control! — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro

I imagine, in the future, life expectancy is long and they use crazy plastic surgery. Who the hell knows what's going on? — Elizabeth Banks

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. — Mitch Hedberg

Strong reasons make strong actions. — William Shakespeare

Regret is just perfectionism plus time. — B.J. Novak

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic. — Leonardo DiCaprio

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. — Steven Wright

I've done a bit of Latin in my time ... but I can control it. — Eddie Izzard

The difference is between saying something to a person, and saying something about a person. The first might be rude, but the second is always gossip. — Patrick Rothfuss

Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies. — Claudia Gray

It's useful because it's beautiful. — Antoine De Saint-Exupery

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap. — Frank Zappa

It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control. — Chris Fabry