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Funny Consultant Quotes By Louis C.K.: I'd love to have a shitty job. I

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way. — Louis C.K.

Funny Consultant Quotes By Jim Carrey: When someone you love dies, you don't lose

When someone you love dies, you don't lose them all at once. You lose them in pieces over time, like how the mail stops coming. — Jim Carrey

Funny Consultant Quotes By Peter Thorneycroft, Baron Thorneycroft: The choice in politics isn't usually between black

The choice in politics isn't usually between black and white. It's between two horrible shades of gray. — Peter Thorneycroft, Baron Thorneycroft

Funny Consultant Quotes By Ernest Cline: We'll do our best." "I know you will.

We'll do our best." "I know you will. — Ernest Cline

Funny Consultant Quotes By Stephen Richards: Madness is a bowl of poison cherries, chew

Madness is a bowl of poison cherries, chew them and die, but you die screaming in agony. — Stephen Richards

Funny Consultant Quotes By Dave Eggers: We are unusual and tragic and alive.

We are unusual and tragic and alive. — Dave Eggers

Funny Consultant Quotes By Thomas Hardy: Idiosyncrasy and vicissitude had combined to stamp Sergeant

Idiosyncrasy and vicissitude had combined to stamp Sergeant Troy as an exceptional being. — Thomas Hardy

Funny Consultant Quotes By Billy Packer: Randolph Morris on the inside for Kentucky has

Randolph Morris on the inside for Kentucky has been too much of a load for Villanova to handle — Billy Packer

Funny Consultant Quotes By Liliane Mavridara: Living a fulfilling relationship requires courage, nakedness and

Living a fulfilling relationship requires courage, nakedness and absolute fearlessness. — Liliane Mavridara

Funny Consultant Quotes By Thea Harrison: I've got to give myself one thing. Mom

I've got to give myself one thing. Mom never did tell me not to steal from a dragon. No doubt she thought it was too flaming obvious to mention. — Thea Harrison

Funny Consultant Quotes By Rainer Maria Rilke: The comprehensible slips away, is transformed; instead of

The comprehensible slips away, is transformed; instead of possession one learns connection. — Rainer Maria Rilke

Funny Consultant Quotes By Jane Austen: I am not fond of the idea of

I am not fond of the idea of my shrubberies being always approachable. — Jane Austen

Funny Consultant Quotes By Mary Antin: In the evening of the first day my

In the evening of the first day my father conducted us to the public baths. — Mary Antin

Funny Consultant Quotes By Jenny Downham: Why do I feel like you're not on

Why do I feel like you're not on my side anymore? Please don't give up on me. — Jenny Downham