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Funny Consolation Quotes By Elvis Presley: Number 47 said to number 3, you're the

Number 47 said to number 3, you're the cutest jailbird I ever did see. — Elvis Presley

Funny Consolation Quotes By Angelina Jolie: This script was just so much smarter than

This script was just so much smarter than usual and I'm just fascinated by human behavior. — Angelina Jolie

Funny Consolation Quotes By William Howard Taft: Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was

Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority! — William Howard Taft

Funny Consolation Quotes By Coco Rocha: It took a while to grow the confidence

It took a while to grow the confidence to say, 'This is who I am, take it or leave it.' — Coco Rocha

Funny Consolation Quotes By Rick Riordan: Zeus needed someone to blame, so of course

Zeus needed someone to blame, so of course he'd picked the handsomest, most talented, most popular god in the pantheon: me. — Rick Riordan

Funny Consolation Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Gold threads shot through the rosy sky like

Gold threads shot through the rosy sky like the gold veining in expensive marble. — Cassandra Clare

Funny Consolation Quotes By C. JoyBell C.: Manhood is defined and decided by the ability

Manhood is defined and decided by the ability to nurture and to protect, by the capability to provide and to sustain. — C. JoyBell C.

Funny Consolation Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Do you ever lose the ego?" Westford asks

Do you ever lose the ego?" Westford asks me.
"Yeah." When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window. — Simone Elkeles

Funny Consolation Quotes By Claire Fox: WHEN YOU HEAR that now ubiquitous but dread

WHEN YOU HEAR that now ubiquitous but dread phrase, 'I find that offensive', you know you're being told to shut up. It — Claire Fox

Funny Consolation Quotes By Christian Siriano: I Google everyone I meet and I look

I Google everyone I meet and I look up designers. — Christian Siriano

Funny Consolation Quotes By Laini Taylor: Maybe they're not surrendering," said the smirking soldier

Maybe they're not surrendering," said the smirking soldier in false consolation. "Maybe they all just really had to piss. — Laini Taylor

Funny Consolation Quotes By Esther Forbes: Books are only the shadow and life the

Books are only the shadow and life the real thing. I believe this as strongly as any belief I hold. — Esther Forbes

Funny Consolation Quotes By Nick Gordon: Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it

Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a lightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat ... — Nick Gordon

Funny Consolation Quotes By E.W. Howe: We must be truthful and fair in the

We must be truthful and fair in the ordinary affairs of life before we can be truthful and fair in patriotism and religion. — E.W. Howe

Funny Consolation Quotes By Annie Proulx: I find it satisfying and intellectually stimulating to

I find it satisfying and intellectually stimulating to work with the intensity, brevity, balance and word play of the short story. — Annie Proulx

Funny Consolation Quotes By Ted Hughes: Prose, narratives, etcetera, can carry healing. Poetry does

Prose, narratives, etcetera, can carry healing. Poetry does it more intensely. — Ted Hughes

Funny Consolation Quotes By Simone De Beauvoir: Anyway I know only too well that all

Anyway I know only too well that all life is nothing but a brief reprieve from death. — Simone De Beauvoir