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Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay
— Milton Friedman
Whatever happens, I'm ready to face it.
— Ernie Harwell
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
— Will Rogers
It may be too late, if you wait until Christmas to show those who you love, you have loved them.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Content dictates form and style.
— Stephen Sondheim
Best way to deal with fear is to face the nightmare!
— Eric Jerome Dickey
If there's anything I'm keen to get better at in my writing, then it's the writing of prose as opposed to the writing of dialogue.
— David Nicholls
I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders.
— Bob Inglis
I'm not mad. I already told you that. We all have mistakes in our past ... and our future. It's a fact of life.
— Shannon A. Thompson