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[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
— Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!
Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal
Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal
God is indeed able to make you what He wants you to be.
— Jaachynma N.E. Agu
The best kept secret in America today is that people would rather work hard for something they believe in than live a life of aimless diversion.
— John W. Gardner
If You find yourself in a hole; stop digging.
— Sharon Cooke Vargas
I already feel like the Girl Who Lived around here.
— Jennifer Silverwood
Avoid distant views, paint objects close up. If the foreground is well done the distance will take care of itself.
— Charles Webster Hawthorne
Mexico is the front door to South America - and the back door to the states ...
— Tennessee Williams
Surfing - I have to go surfing.
— Bryan Volpenhein
Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa.
— Eugene Ormandy
Archbishop: "God is with us!"
William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!
We are victorious! — Arash Pakravesh
William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!
We are victorious! — Arash Pakravesh
Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
— Frankie Boyle