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Funny Congratulations Quotes By Rob Thomas: Congratulations, Veronica. You just ordered your first call

Congratulations, Veronica. You just ordered your first call girl. — Rob Thomas

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Alice Roosevelt Longworth: [Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Hasil Paudyal: Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Jaachynma N.E. Agu: God is indeed able to make you what

God is indeed able to make you what He wants you to be. — Jaachynma N.E. Agu

Funny Congratulations Quotes By John W. Gardner: The best kept secret in America today is

The best kept secret in America today is that people would rather work hard for something they believe in than live a life of aimless diversion. — John W. Gardner

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Sharon Cooke Vargas: If You find yourself in a hole; stop

If You find yourself in a hole; stop digging. — Sharon Cooke Vargas

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Jennifer Silverwood: I already feel like the Girl Who Lived

I already feel like the Girl Who Lived around here. — Jennifer Silverwood

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Charles Webster Hawthorne: Avoid distant views, paint objects close up. If

Avoid distant views, paint objects close up. If the foreground is well done the distance will take care of itself. — Charles Webster Hawthorne

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Don J. Snyder: Everyone wants to marry and Irish girl, they

Everyone wants to marry and Irish girl, they have the most beautiful babies. — Don J. Snyder

Funny Congratulations Quotes By M.F.K. Fisher: I think we grieve forever, but that goes

I think we grieve forever, but that goes for love too, fortunately for us all. — M.F.K. Fisher

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Milly Taiden: That's it? You want a one-night stand?" "No.

That's it? You want a one-night stand?" "No. Never. What I want could never happen in just one night, but I'll take that as a start." She — Milly Taiden

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Tennessee Williams: Mexico is the front door to South America

Mexico is the front door to South America - and the back door to the states ... — Tennessee Williams

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Rick Riordan: He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a

He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink! — Rick Riordan

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Congratulations your 18! ... On a list of

Congratulations your 18! ... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Bryan Volpenhein: Surfing - I have to go surfing.

Surfing - I have to go surfing. — Bryan Volpenhein

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Congratulations to each and every one of you

Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Liam Payne: The U.S., out of all places, is just

The U.S., out of all places, is just absolutely incredible. — Liam Payne

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Arash Pakravesh: Archbishop: "God is with us!"William the Great :

Archbishop: "God is with us!"
William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!
We are victorious! — Arash Pakravesh

Funny Congratulations Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.

Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive. — Frankie Boyle