Funny Confidence Quotes: top 24 famous quotes about Funny Confidence

Funny Confidence Quotes & Sayings

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I am not fake, I am just to good to be true — Mahsati Abdul

She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry. Phoenixes burst into flame when it is time for them to die and are reborn from the ashes. — J.K. Rowling

Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing — Melissa McCarthy

Leading a nation requires sacrifice; justice is the first one. — M.F. Moonzajer

I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-: — Mahsati Abdul

Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine. — Evan Davis

As the world's getting filled with temptations, we're getting a bit frivolous and a bit fickle. — Freida Pinto

No, no. Don't make that face. Every time I propose to you, you make that twisty, unhappy face. It wears on a man's confidence. — Tessa Dare

Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. — Michael Bassey Johnson

He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice. — Neal Stephenson

Pain doesn't have a face and pain doesn't have a certain way of adjusting. Pain is universal. — Aunjanue Ellis

The health of nations is more important than the wealth of nations. — Will Durant

If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin. — Richie Norton

God has made all men to be happy. — Epictetus

Love or hate me, I stay hate free
They say we learn from mistakes, well, that's why they mistake me — Lil' Wayne

My self-confidence can be measured out in teaspoons mixed into my poetry, and it still always tastes funny in my mouth. — Sarah Kay

Dominance contests are rare, if they exist at all. During my 13 summers observing the Ellesmere Island pack, I saw none. — L. David Mech

It's not that I can't express myself,
it's that I still feel present when I'm not expressing myself. — Kim Myungsoo

There are only two things I can't give up; one is coffee and the other is tobacco. — Andrew Jackson

The British electors will not vote for a man who does not wear a hat. — Max Aitken

I could use all the confidence I could get. If possible, I would steal some from the egotistical Chase. He had more than enough to spare. — J.L. Weil

If Christ be your one and only love, if your heart has cast out all rivals, you will not long lack the comfort of His presence. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. — Auliq Ice