Funny Commitment Quotes
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Funny Commitment Quotes & Sayings
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I'm down with Spotify. I don't know all the financial details but generally it's a great resource.
— Ezra Koenig
My dear Boris, can you not take a joke?" "Was it a joke?
— Agatha Christie
When you love someone, you want their happiness even when it's not going to involve you. Even when it depends on your lack of involvement.
— Mhairi McFarlane
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on ... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
— Joan Rivers
Remember that you must always have a deep regard for courtesy, and you must be respectful and obedient toward your seniors.
— Gichin Funakoshi
Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.
— Danielle Wood
In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
— Marc Maron
The First Amendment ... begins with the five loveliest words in the English language: 'Congress shall make no law'.
— George Will
There are some things that cannot be expressed through words. And that is why we dance.
— Robert Battle
I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.
— Tahar Ben Jelloun
I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your commitment to it.
— Darynda Jones