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Overtime, your actions betray your heart. — Todd Stocker

When God closes a door, he opens a dress. — Mad Men

No-fault guilt: This is when, instead of trying to figure out who's to blame, everyone pays. — Judith Viorst

(The mind's) dynamics transcend the time and space of brain physiology. — Roger Wolcott Sperry

They went into stores to get food to stay alive. Looting isn't the right word. I call it survival. — Russel Honore

I don't have any friends; I just have lawyers. — Mike Oldfield

He seemed not to know the uses of silence. — Ursula K. Le Guin