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He left the key in the ignition. No one was likely to come up here and steal the truck- and if anyone did ... well, he could deal with Charles — Patricia Briggs

How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender. — Daniel Tosh

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. — Shaquille O'Neal

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here? — Billy Connolly

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? — Bill Hicks

I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, Morning breath! — Melissa Aragon

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

That's funny! Where I come from, good triumphs over evil, you old hag! — J.C. Spencer

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself. — Will Rogers

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.. — Noel Fielding

Without setbacks there'd be no comebacks, and everyone loves a come. — Kyle Johnson

Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel

Hey, A-D-D," she called out to Claire, "come over and try these on. — Kimberly Derting

The strongest should come first in comedy because once a character is really established as funny everything he does is funny. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I had not, I said to myself, come into the future to carry on a miniature flirtation. — H.G.Wells

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

Come with me if you want to live. — Jim Butcher

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic. — Doug Stanhope

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!" — Mitch Hedberg

'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in. — Adam Lambert

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

How come dog and dog owner are so alike? — Hiroko Sakai

How come I have too many things to do all the time ... ?? — Hiroko Sakai

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it. — Melissa McCarthy

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. — Euripides

If cheese was a woman, I'd marry her. I'd come home and eat her every night. — Solange Nicole

Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow all their parts and come on again. They have to be killed. — John Berryman

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life! — Russell Howard

Good things come to those who hustle — Chuck Noll

It's funny to me that power comes from sitting behind a desk. It should come from spending yourself. — Kirsty Eagar

My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny. — Danny Masterson

Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this. — Robert Pattinson

Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind! — James Patterson