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Intelligence is the only moral guide. — Robert Green Ingersoll

When I was back in Cuba, who could have imagined I would be invited to the White House! — William Levy

One might as well attempt to describe the smoothness of the wind as to paint a clear picture of his complete swing. — Grantland Rice

Do not allow your body to confuse your heart, — Christin Lovell

We want all possible things made actual, the perpetual possibility of perfection, the best of all futures all at once. — Dexter Palmer

If you do not listen to theology, that will not mean that you have no ideas about God. It will mean that you have a lot of wrong ones! — C.S. Lewis

I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully. — Sam Sheppard

You searched through all my poets, From Sappho through to Auden, I saw the book fall from your hands, As you slowly died of boredom. — Nick Cave

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. — Lewis Black

We who cherish science should be careful to distinguish when we are doing science and when we are extrapolating from it — Michael Ruse

When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet. — Ambrose Bierce

What love is to the heart, appetite is to the stomach. The stomach is the conductor that leads and livens up the great orchestra of our emotions. — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

The shellfish thing is very scary. You have to know the people you buy from and exactly where their wholesalers are getting the fish from. — Julia Child

I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life. — Markus Zusak

The optimist builds himself safe inside a cell
and paints the inside walls sky-blue
and blocks up the door
and says he's in heaven. — D.H. Lawrence