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I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
— Steven Wright
PROVERB: Eating meat is a difficult moral decision, because it's stolen, that meat. You should apologize.
— Joseph Fink
Once a man strays out of the common herd, he's more likely to meet wolves in the thickets than angels.
— Walter De La Mare
Cancer is a flaw in our growth, but this flaw is deeply entrenched in ourselves.
— Siddhartha Mukherjee
I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle."
— Mitch Hedberg
I've always been pretty patient so I usually don't mind waiting!
— Denzel Whitaker
I felt like my career was out of my hands.
— Heath Ledger
Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"
— Zach Galifianakis