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It was one of those pictures that children are supposed to like but don't. Full of endearing little animals doing endearing things, you know? — Douglas Adams

No man can be a politician, except he be first a historian or a traveller; for except he can see what must be, or what may be, he is no politician. — James Harrington

Life will not be a pyramid with the apex sustained by the bottom, but an oceanic circle whose centre will be the individual. — Mahatma Gandhi

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. — Sandra Bernhard

Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend. — Neil Simon

I don't talk to media or anyone before games. I just put my headphones on, turn up some hip-hop, and get in the zone. — Kris Humphries

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home! — George Carlin