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There are things we cannot control about ourselves. One of these things is the degree to which we find something to be funny. It
— Chuck Klosterman
It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches.
— Chuck Wepner
Marla said, This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Discerning our personal gifts is essential if we are to experience harmony in our lives.
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny.
— Chuck Jones
It's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people. All other people. Everybody.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.
— Chuck Palahniuk
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Fine figure of a young fellow as far northwards as the neck, but above that solid concrete.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Mr. Monogamy doesn't find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I'd have to chuck it all and join a monastery.
— Kim Cormack
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Good things come to those who hustle
— Chuck Noll