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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
— Publilius Syrus
Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes. Platitudes are there because they are true.
— Margaret Thatcher
It is far easier to travel than to write about it.
— David Livingstone
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
— Heinrich Heine
Wives can replace their husbands, Georgie," her aunt once told her. "But sisters can't replace their brothers.
— Melina Marchetta
Becoming a Christian is the work of a moment; being a Christian is the work of a lifetime.
— Billy Graham
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
— Rodney Dangerfield
I've been an entrepreneur three times. I started three companies.
— Marc Andreessen
The only thing I have to do in life is die. Everything else is a choice ... including breathing.
— G-Dragon
Europe started out with six countries; three small countries and three large countries.
— Jean-Pierre Raffarin
You cannot fix a problem that you refuse to acknowledge.
— Margaret Heffernan
Pampered vanity is a better thing perhaps than starved pride.
— Joanna Baillie