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Nancy was so thrilled, I thought she was going to kiss me - and I thought I was actually going to have to hit a chick. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. — Lois Greiman

I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself. — Helen Fielding

Excrement happens. — Lois Greiman

I honestly love any good chick flick, as long as it's a good movie or pretty funny. 'Love Actually' is a no-brainer. — Matt McGorry

Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies. — Lois Greiman

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. — Lois Greiman

Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court. — Lois Greiman

You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet. — Lois Greiman

In playing, I suppose my greatest gift was to express the way I felt or the willingness to express myself. — Eric Clapton

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's — John Cena

Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. — Lois Greiman

There is none so troubled as one who thinks himself perfectly sane. — Lois Greiman

There's a saying, isn't there, that when you've had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex? — Kirsty Greenwood

Seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts. — Seth Grahame-Smith

I'm always interested in films that are about extreme subject matters. — Nicole Kidman

One can say with reasonable confidence that the likelihood of something analogous to a human evolving is really pretty high. — Simon Conway Morris

I am naturally fond of adventure, a little ambitious, and a good deal romantic - but patriotism was the true secret of my success. — Sarah Emma Edmonds

But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick. — Kristen Johnston

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those
big, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird. — Nicky Hilton

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. — Lois Greiman

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same. — Lois Greiman

You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you. — Lois Greiman

The actions of a human being, even of fifteen months of age, may not be without significance to a sympathetic eye. — Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be. — Samantha Stroh Bailey

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger

No one gets through life scot-free. Shit happens. I's how you deal with it that shapes you, not the actual event itself. — Sarra Manning

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. — Adam Carolla