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Funny Celery Quotes By Stephen King: But even things not there have weight. Negative

But even things not there have weight. Negative weight which is the worst kind. — Stephen King

Funny Celery Quotes By Cynthia Hand: Tucker: Why would you tell me now if

Tucker: Why would you tell me now if it's against the rules?
Clara: Because I love you. — Cynthia Hand

Funny Celery Quotes By Kendrick Lamar: I am a sinner ... who's probably gonna

I am a sinner ... who's probably gonna sin again ... Lord forgive me! — Kendrick Lamar

Funny Celery Quotes By Virginia Hamilton: Libraries never let us forget who we are,

Libraries never let us forget who we are, for their worth stands by the knowledge they keep and save for us. — Virginia Hamilton

Funny Celery Quotes By Bobby Murcer: What makes a good pinch hitter? I wish

What makes a good pinch hitter? I wish the hell I knew. — Bobby Murcer

Funny Celery Quotes By Walter Isaacson: There was no CD tray, just a subtle

There was no CD tray, just a subtle slot. And as with the original Macintosh, there was no — Walter Isaacson

Funny Celery Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver: There is a strange moment in time, after

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. — Barbara Kingsolver

Funny Celery Quotes By Marian Keyes: Why do we have such a finite capacity

Why do we have such a finite capacity for pleasure but an infinite one for pain? — Marian Keyes

Funny Celery Quotes By Rashida Jones: Streaking through a large crowd has always been

Streaking through a large crowd has always been a secret fantasy of mine. — Rashida Jones

Funny Celery Quotes By Tom Althouse: Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun

Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day! — Tom Althouse

Funny Celery Quotes By Ken Jennings: What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never

What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings

Funny Celery Quotes By Bill Bryson: Robert G. Elliott was not a murderous person

Robert G. Elliott was not a murderous person by nature, but he proved, no doubt to his own surprise, to be rather good at killing people. — Bill Bryson

Funny Celery Quotes By Mark Gough: Human security depends on a system where each

Human security depends on a system where each rational individual calculates that it is more profitable not to rebel. — Mark Gough

Funny Celery Quotes By Lauren Kate: Use the prise de fer!" Shelby called. "Lilith

Use the prise de fer!" Shelby called. "Lilith sucks at the prise de fer. Correction: Lilith sucks at everything, but especially the prise de fer. — Lauren Kate

Funny Celery Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: Never miss a party ... good for the

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Funny Celery Quotes By Barack Obama: If you're going to do this work, Barack,

If you're going to do this work, Barack, you've got to stop worrying about whether people like you. They won't." Patronage, — Barack Obama

Funny Celery Quotes By Daniel Patrick Moynihan: The status quo is working.

The status quo is working. — Daniel Patrick Moynihan