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You don't make any money when you're my age. The stars get it all. That's a lie, actually.
— Michael Caine
I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway.
— Toni Morrison
She who heals herself, heals others.
— Lynda Cheldelin Fell
PHP is rarely the bottleneck.
— Rasmus Lerdorf
Then time started flowing again and the emptiness grew larger.
— Jean-Paul Sartre
To a shower of gold most things are penetrable.
— Thomas Carlyle
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.
— Janet Evanovich
Nations do not distrust each other because they are armed. They are armed because they distrust each other.
— Ronald Reagan
Any solution to a problem changes the problem.
— R.W. Johnson
The tendency in today's culture is to want to be a 'star', but I want to be a servant.
— Jon Foreman