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Funny Carpet Quotes By Steven Wright: I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. — Steven Wright
Funny Carpet Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Carpet Quotes By Lois Greiman: You're just so lucky blood's so hard to You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet. — Lois Greiman
Funny Carpet Quotes By Jim Norton: No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined. No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined. — Jim Norton

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