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I'm the sexiest of them all! - Carol — Matthew Leeth

If only we could see the joy of our guardian angel when he sees us fighting our temptations! — John Vianney

I'm a London girl, so I grew up on Alexander McQueen and Vivienne Westwood ... Dior, Chanel, the usual suspects. — Natalie Dormer

Because of you Vadim, You are my home. — Marquesate

All my life I'm trying to go forward and trying to grow. — Charles Lloyd

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

It's a base hit on the error by Roberts. — Jerry Coleman

I would switch roles with Madonna for a day. Or if Audrey Hepburn was still alive, Audrey Hepburn. I love Audrey Hepburn. She's one of my idols, also. — Lindsay Lohan

As we grow older, the world becomes stranger, the pattern more complicated of dead and living. — T. S. Eliot

So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children? — Michael Barrymore

Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive. — Carol Grace

I have complete freedom, and there's no way to get pigeonholed or bored. What could be better than that? — Richard Marx

The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.' — Carol Burnett

Arguments derived from probabilities are idle. — Plato

Sometimes I think there are only two instructions we need to follow to develop and deepen our spiritual life: slow down and let go. — Oriah Mountain Dreamer

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. — Carol Leifer

Meditation is experiencing the self in million ways. — Amit Ray

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. — Garry Shandling

Stories are like assholes. Everybody's got one and most of 'em stink. — Lawrence Block

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem. — Richard J. Needham

Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets. — Katherine Parkinson

I have a long history in fighting for civil rights. I understand that many people in the African-American community may not understand that. — Bernie Sanders

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock