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Funny Calm Down Quotes By L.M. Montgomery: I am simply a 'book drunkard.' Books have

I am simply a 'book drunkard.' Books have the same irresistible temptation for me that liquor has for its devotee. I cannot withstand them. — L.M. Montgomery

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Joan Rivers: Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down.

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. — Joan Rivers

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Marriage is great. It'll calm you down -

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering. — Kevin Nealon

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Erin Hunter: His voice barely more than a whisper, he

His voice barely more than a whisper, he added, "I love you." Sandstorm's eyes glowed. "I love you too, Fireheart," she whispered. — Erin Hunter

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Billy Crystal: Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service! — Billy Crystal

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Katharine Hepburn: When I started out, I didn't have any

When I started out, I didn't have any desire to be an actress or to learn how to act. I just wanted to be famous. — Katharine Hepburn

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Robert Louis Stevenson: Both sides of me were in dead earnest.

Both sides of me were in dead earnest. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Roderick L. Evans: Though situations and circumstances arise which sometimes test

Though situations and circumstances arise which sometimes test our faith and patience, the Lord can be trusted to see us through. — Roderick L. Evans

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Roberto Bolano: Mrs Dorothea's typewriter was like a heart, a

Mrs Dorothea's typewriter was like a heart, a giant heart beating in the middle of the fog and chaos. — Roberto Bolano

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Margaret Atwood: Just because there's a silence it doesn't mean

Just because there's a silence it doesn't mean that nothing is going on. — Margaret Atwood

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Francesca Annis: I've always kept fit but I've been doing

I've always kept fit but I've been doing gym and yoga and will be throwing my stilettoes away for a while! — Francesca Annis

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Immanuel Kant: Life is the faculty of spontaneous activity, the

Life is the faculty of spontaneous activity, the awareness that we have powers. — Immanuel Kant

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Duke Of Wellington: There is nothing on earth so stupid as

There is nothing on earth so stupid as a gallant officer. — Duke Of Wellington

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Matthew Loux: Bums playing strip poker with a robot. Unsettling.

Bums playing strip poker with a robot. Unsettling. Thanks for showing me. — Matthew Loux

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Adeara Allyne: Go happen someplace else.

Go happen someplace else. — Adeara Allyne

Funny Calm Down Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook,

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. — Bob Monkhouse