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Funny Calm Quotes By Ernst Kretschmer: The psychopaths are always around. In calm times

The psychopaths are always around. In calm times we study them, but in times of upheaval, they rule over us. — Ernst Kretschmer

Funny Calm Quotes By Dean Koontz: Your this beautiful ship that will sail a

Your this beautiful ship that will sail a long way, and I'd only be your anchor"
"A ship without an anchor can never be at rest — Dean Koontz

Funny Calm Quotes By Joan Rivers: Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down.

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. — Joan Rivers

Funny Calm Quotes By Deyth Banger: What I know?I know that you lie too

What I know?
I know that you lie too often + every strugle or move you have made is telling a lot of about you. — Deyth Banger

Funny Calm Quotes By OMI: I've never hidden the fact that I'm Jamaican;

I've never hidden the fact that I'm Jamaican; I will never disown my roots or influences. — OMI

Funny Calm Quotes By Ella Dominguez: Calm your tits, pussycat.

Calm your tits, pussycat. — Ella Dominguez

Funny Calm Quotes By Randy Glasbergen: Thank you for calling customer service. If you're

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 — Randy Glasbergen

Funny Calm Quotes By M.M. Kin: Be calm, cool, and collected. Don't let thathandsome

Be calm, cool, and collected. Don't let that
handsome bastard have power over you. — M.M. Kin

Funny Calm Quotes By Brian Dennehy: It took a long time for me to

It took a long time for me to have any impact in the business because I didn't look like an actor, I didn't sound like an actor. — Brian Dennehy

Funny Calm Quotes By Oprah Winfrey: That whisper you keep hearing is the universe

That whisper you keep hearing is the universe trying to get your attention. — Oprah Winfrey

Funny Calm Quotes By T.S. Easton: They calm me, these Stitch and Bitch sessions

They calm me, these Stitch and Bitch sessions — T.S. Easton

Funny Calm Quotes By Kevin Nealon: Marriage is great. It'll calm you down -

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering. — Kevin Nealon

Funny Calm Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

Funny Calm Quotes By Jasmine Lozano: Keep calm and be yourself

Keep calm and be yourself — Jasmine Lozano

Funny Calm Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: I could always get by on a fake

I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Funny Calm Quotes By Slavoj Zizek: Like love, ideology is blind, even if people

Like love, ideology is blind, even if people caught up in it are not — Slavoj Zizek

Funny Calm Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny, how one good cookie could calm the

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

Funny Calm Quotes By Bede Griffiths: Stillness within one individual can affect society beyond

Stillness within one individual can affect society beyond
measure. — Bede Griffiths

Funny Calm Quotes By Michelle Gagnon: she was enveloped by a wave of calm.

she was enveloped by a wave of calm. Funny how just seeing the giant logo of an apple with a bite out of it did that to her. — Michelle Gagnon