Funny California Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Funny California

Funny California Quotes & Sayings

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Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder. — Jay Leno

The accumulation of capital and misery go hand in hand, concentrated in space. — David Harvey

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians. — P. J. O'Rourke

The fact of the matter is, you don't give up what's natural. Anything I've fantasized about, I've done. — Ray Charles

Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed. — Bob Hope

There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us. — F.H. Bradley

I am not good at dealing with the modern media. I have not felt I have been as effective as I should be. — Estelle Morris, Baroness Morris Of Yardley

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there. — Jack Paar

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope

Don't be so caught up in the noble cause of responsibility that you lose your passion for who you are living for. — Shannon L. Alder

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up. — Erma Bombeck

Narzel fart," I swore. — N.E. Conneely

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing. — Jack Paar

California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. — Fred Allen

I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian. — Pamela Anderson

Usually when we do something to corrupt our lives, it's usually something to fulfill an ache that we have ... — Rich Mullins

Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca. — Jack Paar

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. — Kevin James

Before 'Twilight' was greenlit, I had four projects at four studios. I worked super-hard on all of them, but 'Twilight' was greenlit first. — Catherine Hardwicke

I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover. — Jim Gaffigan

Don't be the ammunition wagon, be the rifle knowledge exists primarily for use. — Carl Rogers

Monuments make momentous men immortal, but more memorable are mortal men making mere moments monumental. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles. — Rick Riordan

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger. — Jack Paar

Lists comforted her - they gave her a sense of accomplishment - they meant she had control of something. — Dakota Cassidy