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Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: He was wrong, that doesn't make him a

He was wrong, that doesn't make him a villian. That makes him an asshole. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Carl Jung: Individuation is to divest the self of false

Individuation is to divest the self of false wrappings. — Carl Jung

Funny Butcher Quotes By Ben Tolosa: There's no such a thing as American, Belgian,

There's no such a thing as American, Belgian, or Nigerian blood. There's only one kind: human blood. — Ben Tolosa

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Home is where, when you go there and

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I had bitten into my tongue, and I

I had bitten into my tongue, and I either had to spit or swallow. I swallowed. No comments, please. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I walked in on my wife and the

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Butcher Quotes By Elvis Costello: Don't wear your heart on your sleeve when

Don't wear your heart on your sleeve when your remarks are off the cuff. — Elvis Costello

Funny Butcher Quotes By Kodi Smit-McPhee: I wasn't bullied or anything, but I was

I wasn't bullied or anything, but I was treated differently because I was an actor, and I had big dreams. — Kodi Smit-McPhee

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: You think you're funny." "Oh, I know I'm

You think you're funny." "Oh, I know I'm funny. Unappreciated, but funny. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I

I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: (One does not simply walk into Mordor--except that

(One does not simply walk into Mordor--except that was exactly what everyone in the story did anyway.) — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: I'm not exactly a useless cream puff.

I'm not exactly a useless cream puff. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: If you turn into a hideous monster and

If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Caroline Leavitt: People love stories. They need stories.

People love stories. They need stories. — Caroline Leavitt

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Kestus idly added theoretical torture to the theoretical

Kestus idly added theoretical torture to the theoretical murder, because done right, it might be funny. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jessica Sorensen: And life needs to be interesting because we've

And life needs to be interesting because we've only got one of them to live. — Jessica Sorensen

Funny Butcher Quotes By Frank Carson: My wife went into the butchers and said:

My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror." — Frank Carson

Funny Butcher Quotes By Barack Obama: Iran is biggest strategic beneficiary of invasion of

Iran is biggest strategic beneficiary of invasion of Iraq. — Barack Obama

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The

BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: What a kid I got, I told him

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Butcher Quotes By Shannon K. Butcher: Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask.

Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?"
"I need a gun."
This was not how his dream was supposed to go. — Shannon K. Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Stephan: Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with

Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u ... — Stephan

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite

That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."
Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Let come the forces of night! We will

Let come the forces of night! We will stand!"
"We will get the hell out of here is what we will do," I muttered. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Shannon K. Butcher: Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if

Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if you try anything funny, I'll beat your head in with my flashlight. — Shannon K. Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Asa Akira: I feel like...if you're in the shower with

I feel like...if you're in the shower with a boy, and he doesn't pee on you, he's not that into you. May — Asa Akira

Funny Butcher Quotes By Lord Byron: Gone, glimmering through the dream of things that

Gone, glimmering through the dream of things that were. — Lord Byron

Funny Butcher Quotes By Robert Orben: There are days when it takes all you've

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. — Robert Orben

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Come with me if you want to live.

Come with me if you want to live. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Graham Greene: I think, for the writer, rather as for

I think, for the writer, rather as for the priest, there isn't such a thing as success. — Graham Greene

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: There is no spoon.

There is no spoon. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: Fear is a funny thing. In the right

Fear is a funny thing. In the right light, even tiny and insignificant fears can suddenly grow, swelling up to monstrous proportions. — Jim Butcher

Funny Butcher Quotes By Jim Butcher: What the hell kind of Hell was this

What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be? — Jim Butcher