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You're funny, which you can't be if you're not smart. Dad says it's harder to make someone laugh than it is to make them smile. — Cath Crowley

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. — Katie Nolan

We get so worried about being pretty. Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong. — Britt Nicole

Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes. — Lyndon B. Johnson

In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many! — Ken Kesey

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it. — Sarah Silverman

But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain. — Paul Krugman

You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson. — Jay Nordlinger

I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart. — Luke Benward

Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love the way our bodies communicate with one another. It's as if she was made for me." ~ Riley — T.H. Snyder

Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. — Jillian Dodd

Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate! — Steve Breen

I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men. — Jules Asner

I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone? — Tom Brady

If you can't be smart or funny, be brief. — J.A. Konrath

The whole thing reminds me of graduate school seminars, except these people are smart and funny and have something interesting to say. — Sarah Vowell

Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. — Lois Greiman

I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me. — Tom Felton

Boys do suck the brains out of smart girls. — K.A. Tucker

It's funny how really smart people have the most unusual holes in their worldview and perception. — Nalini Singh

I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. — Rob Lowe

Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault

I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do. — W.C. Fields

She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over. — Jonathan Tropper

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet. — Jules Barnard

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on. — Lauren Graham

You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that. — Alex Bradley

My hatred notwithstanding, I had to admit Dimitri Beli-whatever was pretty smart — Richelle Mead

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. — Tucker Carlson

Major export is people who are funny and smart, who have advanced degrees, who read on public transportation. — Jennifer DuBois

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that. — Anonymous

Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real. — Gloria Steinem

Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great. — Derek Thompson

My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife. — Laura Benanti

Not all smart people are funny, but all funny people are smart. — I. Leigh Private

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober. — Ed Byrne

For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question — Rick Yancey

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. — Jane Elliot

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. — Megan Fox