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One right doesn't remedy a thousand wrongs.'

'You should write a book of quotes. — Catherine Doyle

If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when you put them in the hamper, eh? — Jodi Picoult

Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song. — Dave Matthews Band

Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. — Rodney Atkins

You can't kill us all, human.'
He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? — Laurell K. Hamilton

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right. — Jonathan Gold

I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right. — Marlon Starling

We hould totally make out right now — Jennifer Lawrence

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing — Bill Wyman

It's a funny thing about love. You can't make it right when it's wrong and you can't make it wrong when it's right, no matter how hard you try. — Arlene James

Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight. — Jerry Coleman

A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. — Confucius

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person. — Chris Rock

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. — Kinky Friedman

I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess. — Rohinton Mistry

Blake hung an arm on my shoulders. "Alone at last."
"I'm right here," Logan said.
"Maybe you shouldn't be. — A&E Kirk

Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes. — Megan McCafferty

I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting ... Something's going down. I'm right about this. — Joss Whedon

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny! — David Cross

It's too difficult to start right from scratch and try and be funny out of the blue. — John Cleese

You can take anything, and if you explore it right, you can make it funny. — Kaitlin Olson

I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people. — Pamela Anderson

But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you. — Jonathan Tropper

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now. — Tim Sylvia

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right. — Kate DiCamillo

Suddenly I was in the right tempo - but it wasn't. — Eugene Ormandy

It was funny how one afternoon with a best friend could set a girl right. — Libba Bray

That shit was funny, but it ain't right. — Ernessa T. Carter

It was funny if you looked at it right quick, but it got pitiful if you thought about it awhile. — Zora Neale Hurston

A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right. — Sam Worthington

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. — Kevin Hart

I am thinking it right but beating it wrong. — Eugene Ormandy

Emotions are a funny thing, but they're yours and you have a right to feel all of them. What matters is how you react to them." Justin — Riley Hart

I may not always be right, but when I am, I admit it — Ken Murray

Never in his life had he hit a girl, nor would he. But, right now, he wanted to kick that NSA cutie in the ass cheek. — Shane Scollins

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right. — Lee Hendrie

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off. — Bill Cosby

Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny one. — Lindsey Kelk

El Paso," Andrej echoed slowly. "You do know there's nothing in El Paso but dust, heat, and illegal aliens, right? — J. Fally

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right. — Henry Ford

I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... — Dashiell Hammett

I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.' — Mitch Hedberg

How do you know?"
"Well, I don't, I'm making this up, but I bet I'm right. — Robyn Carr

Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. — Regina Griffin

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller

Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned. — Bo Belinsky

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place. — Peter Ustinov

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? — Rachel Caine

Mr. Right is coming, but he's in Africa and he's walking. — Oprah Winfrey

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? — Conan O'Brien

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He would have scored a touchdown if he hadn't been tackled right there. — John Madden

Fear is a funny thing. In the right light, even tiny and insignificant fears can suddenly grow, swelling up to monstrous proportions. — Jim Butcher

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

And then he glanced at the ceiling and, making a fist with his right hand, he gasped, Damn you ... God! Damn you! — Anne Rice

That's right, you get him, Mary. Don't let him change the subject! — Alexandra Bracken

Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest. — Murray Walker

And all those things you listed right now, they're
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy

I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now. — Seanan McGuire

In your heart you know he's right. — Barry Goldwater

Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted. — Richelle E. Goodrich

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do! — Robin Williams

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right. — George W. Bush

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning. — Jerry Seinfeld

All right, I'll wait another two thousand years to make jokes about my evilness. — Tui T. Sutherland

Coleman Jacoby and Arnie Rosen won an Emmy and Mel Brooks didn't! Niezsche was right! There is no God! There is no God! — Mel Brooks

I sense a very large but."
"Funny, because right in front of me, I see a - "
"Watch it. — Brandon Sanderson

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. — Charlaine Harris

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. — Dwayne Johnson

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days. — Sarah Silverman

Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. — Eden Butler