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Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.
— Dave Matthews Band
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? — Laurell K. Hamilton
It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right.
— Jonathan Gold
I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right.
— Marlon Starling
We hould totally make out right now
— Jennifer Lawrence
It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing
— Bill Wyman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
— Kinky Friedman
I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess.
— Rohinton Mistry
Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.
— Megan McCafferty
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
— David Cross
I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.
— Pamela Anderson
But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you.
— Jonathan Tropper
I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I'm the oldest I've ever been, right now.
— Tim Sylvia
Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right.
— Kate DiCamillo
Suddenly I was in the right tempo - but it wasn't.
— Eugene Ormandy
That shit was funny, but it ain't right.
— Ernessa T. Carter
It was funny if you looked at it right quick, but it got pitiful if you thought about it awhile.
— Zora Neale Hurston
A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right.
— Sam Worthington
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.
— Kevin Hart
I am thinking it right but beating it wrong.
— Eugene Ormandy
I may not always be right, but when I am, I admit it
— Ken Murray
Never in his life had he hit a girl, nor would he. But, right now, he wanted to kick that NSA cutie in the ass cheek.
— Shane Scollins
Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny one.
— Lindsey Kelk
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
— Henry Ford
I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ...
— Dashiell Hammett
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.'
— Mitch Hedberg
Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place.
— Peter Ustinov
Mr. Right is coming, but he's in Africa and he's walking.
— Oprah Winfrey
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
— Conan O'Brien
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
That's right, you get him, Mary. Don't let him change the subject!
— Alexandra Bracken
Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.
— Murray Walker
And all those things you listed right now, they'rethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy
In your heart you know he's right.
— Barry Goldwater
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
— Robin Williams
I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
— George W. Bush
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
— Jerry Seinfeld
All right, I'll wait another two thousand years to make jokes about my evilness.
— Tui T. Sutherland
I sense a very large but.""Funny, because right in front of me, I see a - "
"Watch it. — Brandon Sanderson
I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.
— Charlaine Harris
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.
— Dwayne Johnson
