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What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life. — Anne Lamott

Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache. — Jeff Abbott

Which man among us is not, most of the time, possessed of the desire to curl himself into a foetal ball? — Rick Moody

Art is one of the few places where talent and madness can actually go to squirrel away inside each other. — Pat Conroy

It will be a great day in this world when nobody wants anything because everyone has given and there is nothing left to take. — Anthony Labson

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. — Howard Mittelmark

You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are. — Marisa De Los Santos

Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist. — Laurie Notaro

When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them. — Jake M. Johnson

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life? — Natasha Leggero

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I just want to be wherever you are. — T.J. Klune

Philosophy is an unusually stubborn attempt to think clearly. — William James

Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched. — Carl Hiaasen

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson

The truth is often angry. — Tarryn Fisher

I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, — Eugene Levy

This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen. — Richelle Mead

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy. — Ben Barnes

Natural villains are hard to come by, what with all the shrinks and social-scientist types threatening to understand everybody into the ground ... — Shana Alexander

Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. — Dennis Conner

It also has potential to cause problems to individuals who had nothing to do with the terrorism issue. — Marty Natalegawa

Gentleness is the outgrowth of benignity. — Hannah More

It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place. — Gwen Ifill

I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. — Paula Danziger

So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.' — Shailene Woodley

Waiting is the hardest work of hope. — Lewis B. Smedes

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life. — Zach Galifianakis

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. — Darynda Jones

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. — Aaron McGruder